Apr 21, 2013
As is now a What the Fuck Are You Watching?! tradition, Kyle and Lincoln are joined by their dear friend Joey "DeDang" Thomas to celebrate her birthday. That's how much they like her! In keeping with the April theme of movies that start with "A," Joey has chosen a cheapo thriller called Assassin's Bullet starring Christian Slater and Donald Sutherland. The poster makes it look like it will involve action and intrigue, but really it was a huge indulgence by its screenwriter and lead actress. Oy. Slater also provides some of the creepiest falling-in-love/orgasming-in-his-pants scenes ever committed to video. Gross. Happy Birthday, Joey!!